The Murphy Mantra.

We' ll have to start with the Murphy Mantra:
"If anything can go wrong it will"
The MATHI corollary: "...Really, it will!!"

Most of you may view this blog as an absolute waste of time gigs and cyberspace...... It is.

Murphy has been following me with his magnifyin glass fryin my butt for a good 8 years now, since the time that I first stepped into the bus stand at luz corner.I was waiting for the infamous 29C along with an elderly gentleman(who I'd like to think of as an incarnation of Murphy himself) , the only difference was that unlike me he did nt seem to mind waiting. He watched me mumble,scorn and pity myself as I watched all the other buses go past and in one defining moment the man turned to me , chanted the Murphy Mantra and walked into the bus. He had passed on the baton of ill fortune...The cape of hazard... The belt of misery....The beacon to the trodden path..... And I was the chosen one....

Since then Accidents have been aplenty and my life has been replete with both embarrassing and painful(I mean physically painful!!) situations..... Mad cows,Crashed cars,Fungus,Sexually offensive bus rides,Encounters with stray dogs,Public evictions and so much more..... I invite you to be a part of the Tragical Mirth that is me.....

I love my life every painful detail of it......I still remain the eternal optimist only not a lucky one!!